Okay Maybe I Am The Kebab Mein Haddi Between You And Your Bae But Without Me 'Tera Kuch Nahi Hona'

"Yeh Dosti hum nahi todhenge, todhenge hum agar toh tera relationship but not apna saath bruh".
So best friend if I ask you that who came first, an egg or a hen, you would not know or would you?
But if I ask you if I came first or your boyfriend, then you sure as hell have to know this one and say me, of course.

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By this I am so proud to see the person you have become and grown in to, you have your priorities set, way to go woman!
I am your foremost, your omnipotent and it is for all the love I bear for you that I have to work as your guardian angel, I am protecting you against the darkness of this world. How do I trust me dearest one with any guy?

So sure you have known him for a year now but how do I trust him?

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He could be a pyscho serial killer for all we know. Yes, yes, I know you have known him long but what if he likes to play for long with his prey for much more time than others?

World's a crazy place, not just miracles but stranger things are happening every day. Remember Nemo? She did not listen to her dad and look what happened to her. How can I let my best friend feature a crime patrol episode and that too without me, huh?

Also if you look at it correctly because if he thinks I am the one who is the "kebab mein haddi", I personally think he is just delusional. You and I go back way before, it is not that you guys had a movie plan and I tagged along but more of you and I are a combo, like shahi paneer and dal makhani in every veg thaali, that is how complete each other.

You and I are a plan, a team, we do not plan anything we just do everything together and he just is trying to come in between and trying to be the raita, whilst some approve of a raita some just do not see it's point. Anyway, it's winter now, a lot of people do not even want raita.

So tell your raita to know where he stands.

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And what if he is just another Sweety in a Sonu Titu equation? Sweety ka end mein parda faash hogaya tha and all Titu had after all this time was just his one beloved friend Sonu. I am your Sonu, I am only looking after you, my mate. You should thank me, yes worship at my feet, nobody else would even waste a breath on a person like you but I, the divine have bestowed all my love on you.

Even if I am the haddi, just consider me a haddi, not in a kebab but in more of you know a chicken lollipop situation. Without it, the chicken lollipop ceases to be yum, it loses it's importance if there is no haddi. Are you getting my point?

Your greatest
Best Friend!