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Lockdown has its perks as well as its drawbacks. Introverts are happy, extroverts are miserable. Rich might survive and the poor might die of starvation even before COVID reaches them. The world cannot be justified right now; there are no more safe havens, no more sanctuaries. Some people hope for the lockdown to get extended while others are dying to get out of the house. The irony is despite the fact that they are dying to get out of the house; it is the fear of actual death that is keeping them home, funny!
God answered your prayers. All the backbenchers are writing poems in praise of god because god did unleash hell on earth to save them from giving exams and failing. Bhagwaan ne izzat rakh li tumhari.
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It is the same old, same old situation for them. What has changed for them except the fact that now everybody is doing what they are doing. Maybe earlier their parents would crib about them being useless, but right now parents are useless as well, so maybe they will understand what it is like to be useless.
Everybody will die if fatigue except the people who are good with their own company. You were born an introvert to survive a pandemic. "Isme kya dark hai yeh toh zindagi hai" - Biswa Kalyan Rath.
Jokes on everybody who said you cannot survive without friends. Look at all of us now!
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People in this category are the happiest in comparison to the aforementioned list. These people waited for 6 hours to get 1 bottle.
They waited for so long to graduate, but time, earth, and god have come together to stop them to graduate. Life works in a mysterious way, but it did do a good job of screwing you over.
Imagine if somebody had some guests over for a staycation, but then suddenly Modi announced lockdown. Lol, everybody will remember Modi more than those people. Have fun with your guest and family time!
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People with an urge to spend pointless money on Starbucks coffee and fancy IG food, what are you guys doing? How are you telling the world about how rich you are these days? Everybody is very curious to know.
No kidding, we are sorry for that. Here is to hoping that we will overcome all of this one day.
I rest my case! These people are really having the worst time of their life.
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