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Date: 2019-10-25 10:55:38
For god sake, stop gifting us Soan Papdi again this year, Boss! We want a big bonus and not the big box of Soan Papdi, Boss.
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Yes, I am being candid on your face, but this is what you want from employees like me or else you would have understood our Dil ke emotions from the past years but no, you didn't.
Rishtedaar bhi Soan Papdi, Boss bhi Soan Papdi, Kya free mein dete hai kya Haldiram aur Bikano waale?
Boss imagine, your boss also gives you Soan Papdi as Diwali gift this year, how would you feel?
Ek baar ko to ayega na ki paise nahi hai saale ke paas. (sorry for such words, but feel my frustration, we have gotten since years now).
Or how about each employee gives you Soan Papdi ka dabba? How would you feel? And yes, you can think about us being Gareeb, because we are not getting the bonus, so we actually are Gareeb.
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I know, you know, Employee-Boss does exchange gifts and you must have expectations from your subordinates to give you a nice loving gift for you and bhabhi ji. (Khud ke liye do-do gift ki expectations and settling us on Soan Papdi.)
Is it humanly good to be so much unfair? Ask from your heart.
Okay, coming to the deal,
For giving you a good gift, we need the money and from our salary giving you a good gift is tough impossible, so bonus would have been a good option.
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From your bonus, as an employee I might gift you an Apple Airpods, or Google Home? Yeah, I am trying to lure you with these wondrous gifts because I truly love you and care for your bossy image and these gifts will impact your dashing personality.
Isn't it a good idea, both ways?
I pretty much hope "Abki Baar Bonus Ki Sarkar", but if it is not the case, Boss, I will pray that you get Soan Papdi from all your relatives, friends and from your employees for next 10 years.
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