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Our faces are all very pretty, we know but how could the universe ever work in our favor, right? That is why God gave birth to pimples. It is the devil of our dreams that visit us right after we wake up. Thoughts we have right after we see a pimple...
You're the only loyal and uninvited friend I have, everyone else will leave after a point but you are going to be there, wow!
Hmmm, so I have used half the Indian products and 3/4th of international ones but another one wouldn't hurt anyone, would it?
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Uhhh, it's been 3 lakh years, come on now. Itna bhi atithi devo bhava nahi.
I guess I should've taken that unnecessary advice that mom's friend was giving me. I'll drink loads of water and empty the entire tanker to wash my face now.
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Grandma's home remedies or DIYs? Time to dig up. This is definitely going to work.
My stomach must be upset. That's the reason I'm carrying this volcano on my face.
Okay now, this is getting gross, nooo. Can't it just be calm and smooth like my mind and soul?!
I'm sure it wouldn't hurt that much if I pop it just a little, would it? It would make it magically disappear. But I've also heard that it spreads, this is so confusing.
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This is what I saved up for, my entire 1000 bucks are going to be spent on this. AFTER: UGH it's still there, fresh as anything.
Those Instagram famous celebs wouldn't also have skills as great as mine, huh.
I beg you come on just go for one day, you can come back day after. Just go and take a stroll tomorrow.
What is he going to say? That he came out with tomato, I'm dead.
My friends are going to bring all their roasting skills to life today. And the day after that and the one after that because this is not going to go away, is it?!
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