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Delhi this, Delhi that. South Delhi here, South Delhi there. Half of the internet should thank South Delhi and South Mumbai for crediting it with so much content. Imagine if there was no South Delhi, what would you talk about? South Kanpur? Nah, that does not even sound half as interesting, probably the entire article would be wrapped up with paan-munching.
What's a Delhi boy without a bullet? Royal Enfield has such a major fan base throughout India, you cannot even blame them for it.
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This category of guys spends most of his time shuffling between School and Aakash Coaching Institute of FIIT JEE. He has clear cut priorities, probably would go out only when there is Comic-Con coming to town?
This category is found on the roads even when nobody else is. Delhi's loo is synonymous with Death wave and if you go out at this time, chances are you probably would not even find a dog on the streets, but might spot three-four guys sitting cramped on one scooty approximately 14-15 years.
This category of boys is so determined you would not even spot them anywhere because they are busy studying and working and you cannot even blame them when seventy percent of seats in every college are reserved, it is impossible for them to find a way in.
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This category of boys has one goal in life, to build a macho body. His diet includes protein shake, protein shake, and more protein shakes. His body is bigger than his brains too.
Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani inspired half this generation to pursue mass communication and inspired another league of boys with XYX Photography pages on Instagram, tripod hanging on his shoulder, camera in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth. He is our very own Kabira from South Delhi
This category of boys helps his dad in his business, takes his mom to Bangla Sahib on Sunday does not even touch any trace of liquor.
This breed prefers getting a job in Gurgaon, because it is much easier to work there all a week and get drunk out of his senses on the weekends.
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This breed is found mostly in Amity University, Noida and spends a lot of time in the gym to build his body and spend the other half trying to find a girl on Tinder.
You might not have heard a lot about this category, but yes, we do have some boys in Delhi who not only respect girls and elders but make sure that others around them do the same. No, they do not get paid or are high on something, but they support women and together want to build a better place.
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