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We've all have been at least once in this phase. Be it that girl in the class, or the one who lived down the lane or that amazing one in college!
Thanks to my bff with whom I can share those stuff. How I waited for hours just to get a glimpse of her. Those contemplating a single text before replying! Going blue and red and violet and pink if she accidentally touches me.
Well, the crush obsession is something so silly and yet so cute that makes it just as adorable as it can be! So, we compiled those silly things all at one just so you take dig a little laugh on yourself!
When your friend asks to pass a bottle of water, you'd have a whole dictionary of abuse prepared for him but for the girl you go wooo.. there's no non-caring you in this world.
For her, the parameters go with you be the most caring, the sweetest, the babu...jaanu...
You may have had puked it out but when she mentions it as her favourite, then that has to be yours as well. After all in your shitty head, you're soulmates, right?
Boy, either go tell her, or stop doing these silly things!
Be it goodmorning, goodevening or a goodnight message, there has to be standing perfect at all the hours. And not just these. It gets worse when you put all those 'roses are red... violets are blue'...bla...bla... shit with your texts.
Seriously, it can't be more gross!
The man to the rescue!
Everytime, she's in trouble, be it your thing or not but you have to jump in with that superhero suit!
Oh My darling, I will be your savior!
You might not ever have had rhymed two lines together in your entire life but for her you can get all poetic! "Sab Gulzaar Sahab Ban Jaenge"
I know dil ki baat hai but bro! Seriously! Kya muh dikhaoge aaine me!
A little hole burnt in the pocket doesn't hurt much either when she's pretty enough and when that smile spreads ear to ear on her face!
Yeah your love is "above worldly affairs" but Man I've Got Money!
And how can you leave this opportunity to get promoted in her good books!
And if your girl is kind of goal oriented and is resolute to secure grades then you're the perfect man! Just make her notes whenever duty calls!
If ranked from top to bottom, this would be the silliest imaginable thing that you did to catch her attention.
And I'd like to add that though being the silliest this works in most cases. Those walks after the tuition, escorting her home or those waiting for it to start, you've got you fun time well enough!
Yeah! And that's how coincidentally you met her on the streets, in the shopping mall, outside her tuition, in the recess hour and who knows someday in her bed as well!
Oh! You're so funny! I'm going lolzzz...
The words that kept you going in your tough times. This little word of appreciation from Her and you are all pumped up to do more funny things
You won't call her your girl crush if she didn't love chocolates!
And to that wish of her guess who stands at attention! Don't look back. Its you!
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