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Ques 1: What did you do in school from the below options:
Copied parents signature in the report card
Pressed school ring bell & flew
Flirted with the teachers
Ques 2: Your reaction when the teacher said "All those students, who are not interested can leave".
Said sorry and regretted later
Nod to your friends and said 'Chal chalein'
You obeyed you teacher and went off the classroom.
Ques 3: Did you got into your parent's trap of "80% le aao phir jo chahiye dila denge":
Yes
No
Almost yes, but I was smarter than them. I got 60% but still I got what I wanted by lying down the floor and cried.
Ques 4: Your happiest moment in school was?
When your friend got Maggi for lunch
When your friend did your homework
When the teacher made you sit with a girl/guy
Ques 5: Uses of chalk according to you?
To write on blackboard
To fight with friends in a free period
To make your PT shoes white.
Ques 6: Your prayers in school were like?
God, itni baarish kardo ki morning prayer cancel hojaye
God, mere number jaise bhi aaye, mere friend ke kum aaye mujhse bas
Maths waali teacher na aaye, God!
Ques 7: Your friends were?
They were Gundas of the school
They were bhole bache BC
Mix, I won't classify them, lekin the to Chu***e
Ques 8: Indoor games you loved in school?
Antakshari
Raja Mantri Chor Sipahi
Pen-fights
Ques 9: How many times the school principal called your parents to complain about you?
0
Only Twice
Countless times
Ques 10: What is the most daring thing you did in school/class?
Locked the staff-room from outside
Got the answer sheet at home and then blamed it on teacher for giving less marks
Eating tiffin during class.
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