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#1.The "bros before hoes" expression is generally regarded as the "golden rule" of male friendship. A 'Hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.
#2.A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bros partner.
#3.If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.
#4.A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves.
#5.If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.
#6.When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits.
#7.A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
#8.A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex.
#9.Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.
#10.A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.
#11.Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.
#12.All Bros are required to take turns as the 'designated driver.'
#13.A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
#14.A Bro will always verify another Bro's story when they are trying to score.
#15.It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro's ex.
#16.A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.
#17.If a Bro fails a challenge, it's ALWAYS the equipment's fault.
#18.A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar.
#19.If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
#20.Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
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