Diwali Memes And Jokes Are Back With Pathaakedaar Ghar Ki Safaai And Boss Ka Bonus.

Diwali is about to hit in few days and we can't be more excited to celebrate it with friends and family.

And ya, those card games man...Janam janam ka saath!

However, these days are the grand affair of the season; from getting gifts for family to buying new clothes and also, to do decorations for home. When Diwali comes in, we go out crazy, and it gets us a lot of laughter from the netizens as well.

From office bonus to ghar ki safaai, we got you a package full of memes and jokes which you can't resist by the meme-bomb of Netizens:

I've sorted my Rangoli Design for this Diwali. 😋😉 pic.twitter.com/IlIMT5PN4K

— 😊Sejal🌟( سیجل )💖 (@KeyaSMamma) October 31, 2018

Johny Johny- yes Papa
Private Job- Yes Papa
BP Sugar- High Papa
Diwali Bonus- Joke Papa
Monthly Pay- Low Papa
Weekly Off- Ha ha ha 😂😂

— प्रिया सिंह Follow=FollowBack (@Humorcoming) October 6, 2016

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Domestic flight prices per ticket during #Diwali Season. pic.twitter.com/IAj7yH24ht

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) October 29, 2018

Kaun kehta hai chhupa hua khazana hamesha khushi deta hai ? 😫
Diwali ki safayi me aaj ki dardnaak tasveer 😖 pic.twitter.com/NMzmdYvCy9

— GAiTONDE 😑 (@swayamabhi) October 30, 2018

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Boss on whatspp:- Oye Jokes Bhej
Me:- Pehle Diwali Bonus Do
Boss:- Hahaha. Acha Tha. Or Bhej.#Boss #MaantaNahi @BajajAllianz

— Deepak (@Potterhead_Mee) September 29, 2014

Friends: tu aaj kaal college regularly kese ane lagi?
Me: vo lectures imp hai yaar
Reality: mummy ne ghar pe diwali ki safai shuru kar di hai

— Sadhvi Narula (@sadhvinarula) October 22, 2018

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When you have to save the world but your mom said that #Diwali ki safai kon krega. pic.twitter.com/TFHiRLdYQ9

— sarcastic_ladkaa 🙃🙃 (@Sakht_AF) October 26, 2018

Moms When Diwali is near and so is the weekend. pic.twitter.com/i71HpIGh7B

— Riz_Wan Malik🇮🇳 (@MallickRizwan) October 29, 2018

*While Doing Diwali Safai*
Me to Mom: pic.twitter.com/Tr25Q9xXmD

— Lalit Chauhan🔥 (@Born_Gujrati) October 27, 2018

When they bully you for Diwali ki Safai#Diwali pic.twitter.com/avXAp4MA0T

— Inima (@Inima00) October 30, 2018

Me as i planned my Saturday being lazy but then my mom turned into a Diwali cleaning day 😭 pic.twitter.com/ZrPUHqkoLY

— Uri (@lirrysquish) October 27, 2018

#Diwali vacation At Home 💯 pic.twitter.com/picQZn5Oaq

— Ro HiT (@memenist66) October 23, 2018

Pic1- How i refuse to my mom to do Diwali ki safayi with her .
Pic2- After 5 mins pic.twitter.com/uWeraCWXUd

— Hunटरर ♂ (@nickhunterr) October 26, 2018

Crush - Can you help me in diwali cleaning at home ?

Me - pic.twitter.com/dUYSTwoqmJ

— शिvam (@Oye_Protein) October 29, 2018

When your office buddy got apraisal and diwali bonus and you didnt get anything except the box of sweets but still they are crying for more money.
I am like :- pic.twitter.com/Klqh5IOopC

— Atulkumar Gupta (@GuptaAtulkumar) October 31, 2018

Before and after Diwali ki safai pic.twitter.com/Jh5ydn56Np

— Punit_TNT (@Punit_TNT) October 23, 2018

Me literally 2 seconds after thinking about 'Diwali ki Safai'. pic.twitter.com/iFsOoFvj9W

— aԀ¡t¡ (@Adi_ction) October 29, 2018

HR: Chalo Ek joke Sunao
Me: Sabko Diwali Bonus Milega

— Sumeet (@AaadiVaashi) September 22, 2017

The economy is so bad that this year I will request my watchman for Diwali baksheesh

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) October 26, 2018

Happy Diwali!!