18+ Funny Marriage Quotes For The Newlyweds.

Of course, you will take care of your guest with great food, but your guests need some good laugh too. It is not that we are against love and romantic quotes, but sometimes funny quotes do the magic too. Why not make your wedding filled with a mixture of emotions, sentiments, and also laughter?

Laughter with some hilarious quotes will suit the happy occasion...

So for the bride, groom, and the guests, we have some of the most hilarious marriage quotes that you should print at your wedding and share with friends & family. You can have flyers, and billboards set next to every section (bar, food counter, stage), even; you can put a screen of our custom-designed GIFs at your wedding celebrations.

Let the pictures do the talking now:

1. If You Want Our Sister, Pay Us, Mister.
2. Marriage Is A Workshop, Where A Husband Works, And The Wife Shops.

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3. A Shot Of Whiskey To Get You All Tipsy.
4. Marriage Is A Workshop, Where A Husband Works, And The Wife Shops.
5. Today 2 Families Will Become One, So Take A Seat, Not Sides.









6. Today 2 Families Will Become One, So Take A Seat, Not Sides.
7. In Marriage, One Is Always Right And The Other One Is The Husband.
8. Daaru Ki Tanki.





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9. "Trust Me, You Can Dance", Written On The Alcohol.
10. Women Are Less Dangerous When They Have Chocolate In Their Mouths.
11. Daring Tere Dollay Ne Moonlight Mein Lashkaarin Maarte Hain.
12. No Exchange, No Refund.





13. For Once, She's On Time... Here We Welcome The Bride.
14. It's Too Late To Run, Here Comes Your Forever.
15. Our Future Is So Bright, You Gotta Need Shades.
16. It's Time To Change Your Facebook Status.
17. 70% Of Marriage Is Just About Shouting From The Other Room "WHAT".
18. Men Are Less Dangerous When They Have Wife/girlfriend Around Them.

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